Friday, 5 June 2015

A DISLIKE OF ?

We have a very strange neighbour. At about 9 pm he leaves his house and walks down the canal bank. Returns home and comes out with his bike and a gun. He cycles past us, all very polite, arrives at the spot he looked at earlier takes aim and fires. After that he gets back onto his bicycle and cycles home.


Mass or discriminate killer?

We have no idea what he is shooting at. Whatever it is it only required one bullet a night! It's not the wife she is still alive and very chatty. You can imagine the conversation.
Where are you going darling?
Just going to shoot something.
Will you be long?
They're vermin Fawlty.....
You must remember the German sketch.
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1 comment:

Niamh said...



Alternative imagined conversation:

Where are you going darling ?
Just out for a cycle.
Will you be going past the English barge again ?
Yes, of course, have to give them something to wonder about.

(Seriously, if I were you, I would get out of there NOW !!)

Sunday, 7 June 2015 at 16:06:00 BST

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